Welcome to 250

This is a collection of short movie reviews for friends who want a second opinion before donating two hours of their life to a film.

Each review aims for roughly 250 words: enough time to say what worked, what absolutely did not, and whether the ending earned its dramatic music. Expect honest opinions, friendly sarcasm, and spoilers clearly marked when necessary.

Read the reviews, disagree with them, and watch the movie anyway if the trailer looked good.